Me as a child: when I'm 16 I'll be out partying every night
Me now: *comes out of my room to eat, go to the bathroom, and go to school*
When the person eating next to me is chewing loudly:
Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
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