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itssexualhour:

ok so I (f17) was really stoned and had sat down to watch my boyfriend (m17) play gta when i realized i had forgotten my drink on the table and i started complaining and his little brother who had been on the computer overheared my complains and brought me my drink. I was like omg you’re soo…





thepridelandss:

im-sooo-changable:

torchy-worchy:

twoandtwentyonebee:

I don’t think most cis guys understand what a period is. It isn’t a steady trickle of blood, like if you get a cut on accident. It’s chunks and strings of bloody paste that’s so thick sometimes that it’s black, and the smell is really strong like carnage, and God forbid you have pubic hair cause you have to take ten showers to get it all out.

And so the whole male population is traumatised

Good

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hotdad-erwinsmith:

fellas to my left…honeys on my right…folks who don’t fit into the gender binary levitate above me in cool poses…

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dicketysplit:

when the screen goes dark and u see ur reflection

image

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telapathetic:

*breaks leg* but..are my eyebrows okay?

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earthtochyann:

sometimes i forget that a lot of you have never heard my voice and i wonder what kind of voice you picture me having omg

(Source: alexander-williamgaskarth, via obliviouscreeper)





distaction:

she wears short skirts i wear t shirts shes cheer captain and im slim shady yes im the real shady all you other slim shadys are just imitating

(Source: novoselic, via calling-all-the-fangirls)





pocketbeastie:

So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and after ward he said, “Well that was fun but I appear to be straight.” and just went on with his life without making a big deal about his dip into homosexuality and really, I think everybody should be this relaxed about sexualities

(via calling-all-the-fangirls)





tylenold:

how do i lose weight quickly and easily and also how do i gain the ability to fly and breathe fire and how do i cheat death 

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